My Dream Wedding.
ok now this is a perfect wedding.
THIS is going to be my wedding.
As a Potterhead, I’m speechless right now. These are amazing.
These people are too clever!
BRUH SHE HIT EVERY GOTDAMN BEAT! GOT THE BOOTY METRONOME N SHIT! Yall needa step ya game upGET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT OMG
File Under: Shit white pop stars could never do
this is talent..
it is. she wasn’t even trying super hard lol. and the camera person was hype
AhHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE IT!
"I love her randomness."
"Tell me about a time she was random."
"Three hours ago. I went to pick her up, and I found her double-dutching on the sidewalk with some kids. Then she went inside and came out wearing this."
I found these two walking arm-in-arm, ever-so-slowly, up a staircase in the subway station. When I asked for a photo, they posed just like this.
"Is this your mother or grandmother?" I asked.
"Oh no," he said. “I just met her on the train."
"My ex-girlfriend seemed to love me a lot more than I loved her, so I made the mistake of thinking I didn’t love her."
"Society undervalues creativity. Many people think creativity just means decorating your room well, or choosing the right colors for your clothes. In reality, creativity is what underlies all change. Without creativity, the world would be stagnant."
"What was the happiest moment of your life?"
"When my daughter was born."
"Where is she now?"
"She was raped and murdered, along with my wife."
"Oh God. Were you there at the time?"
"Nope. I was at work. I was a paramedic."
"Were you the one that found them?"
"Did they catch the guy?"
"They did. But I had a nervous breakdown and got committed. After that, I wasn’t allowed to be a paramedic anymore."
"What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on this block?"
"Probably that time the crackhead was running from the cops in his slippers. He wasn’t even running really, he was skiing. "
"What’s the hardest part about being a Dad?"
“Probably just realizing that my time with him is going to run out.”
"He asks a zillion questions."
"What’s the toughest question he’s ever asked you?"
"How to get to Hogwarts."